trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
pupils dilate SCORE 43
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
when life imitates art SCORE 24
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
this is what i mean SCORE 41
sleeps on arm SCORE 16
roger roger SCORE 14
dog wood trees SCORE 26
species and age, please SCORE 40
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14
beavers hate water SCORE 35
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
only feathers SCORE 9
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
at least there are cats SCORE 20
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40