Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
I would eat them. SCORE 41
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Olden but golden SCORE 19
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Movie Magic SCORE 27
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
I want to believe. SCORE 28
WELL THEN SCORE 17
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
It’s all good. SCORE 49
I am very strong *quack* SCORE 27
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
treat? SCORE 25
