A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
It’s Mountain Dew Code Yellow SCORE 30
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
That escalated quickly SCORE 18
Call 911 SCORE 17
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Awkward SCORE 69
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Problem solved SCORE 34
Needs more white SCORE 23
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Nailed it SCORE 11
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
For me? SCORE 45
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
The original is still the king SCORE 39
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Happy little trees SCORE 50
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Dogs, bruh SCORE 25
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
Oh my SCORE 29
