I’m sure I saw a mouse up here somewhere… SCORE 10
Your argument is invalid. SCORE 194
Ten-foot poles. SCORE 112
Cat crazy. SCORE 100
Oops… out of sexy… SCORE 212
Says Kanye… SCORE -89
Watching my parents use a computer. SCORE 204
World’s best analrapist mug. SCORE 55
Unless it’s piss. SCORE 145
British gingers vs. American Gingers. SCORE 223
Gimme all yer money! I’m made of fire! SCORE 226
How I punish my bike when it’s been bad. SCORE 101
Bad time to be an unstable 13 year old or a weird mom. SCORE 257
The most unfortunate inventor. SCORE 134
I can’t wait for the holidays… to be over. SCORE 64
Assassin Time. SCORE 102
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions. SCORE 138
An American soldier and a kangaroo in 1942. SCORE 190
Yes, get pizza. SCORE 162
The Dark Knight surprises. SCORE 122
How women choose shampoo vs. How men choose shampoo. SCORE 134
Don’t let yesterday use up too much of today. SCORE 114
What patience looks like. SCORE 218
Hairdos for every day. SCORE 160
The anteater panda. SCORE 138
When is it ok to ask a woman if she is pregnant? SCORE 122
Harry Potters IPhone SCORE 10
Finally. SCORE 345
Sometimes on the way to a dream… SCORE 136
Punctuation matters SCORE 12
How I learned to mind my own business SCORE 21
Why I like pie charts. SCORE 96
