Spring is coming at you. SCORE 28
Safety first. SCORE 27
The man plans for the apocalypse. SCORE 25
Murdered by the Word of God. SCORE 39
turning off the basement light SCORE 34
What happened in Vegas… SCORE 30
No smoking for you… SCORE 28
This is not the elephant you’re looking for… SCORE 19
Hold my beer… SCORE 23
Recruiting for a Volunteer Fire Department SCORE 32
Productivity is at an all time high. SCORE 27
Indian villagers wear face masks on the backs of their heads to prevent tigers attacking them from behind. SCORE 32
The cosmos guide us SCORE 27
Miss Kitty SCORE 32
Moms whom prowl SCORE 27
Brothers are good brothers. SCORE 32
Thanks mom… SCORE 27
Samsung stock skyrocketed that year… SCORE 36
1 day old danger noodle. SCORE 26
Give us the balls of meat. SCORE 41
Tindr is contagious… SCORE 25
Call 1-800-411-PAIN. SCORE 24
I can smell it better from here… SCORE 24
5 Cents is 5 Cents SCORE 24
…and I helped, too. SCORE 25
Bernie dishes out the burns. SCORE 30
We don’t joke like that, bud. SCORE 36
taxes SCORE 30
Reading problems. SCORE 31
Let’s close 300 more prisons, maybe. SCORE 37
Sheep go baa SCORE 31
Fear the clown… SCORE 40
