US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
Preparation pays off. SCORE 100
To the rescue? SCORE 24
Big wreckage… SCORE 23
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 27
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
A man of gawd. SCORE 13
Corona bad. SCORE 28
We are dedicated to the sciences. SCORE 21
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Long live the queen!? SCORE 30
🤔 SCORE 19
Be petty SCORE 35
Astronauts assemble! SCORE 22
Death by words SCORE 24
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 24
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 37
PASS SCORE 19
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 29
Absolute class. SCORE 25
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 21
2020 will spawn some crazy Netflix shows… SCORE 30
Never forget. SCORE 29
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 18
Dolly Parton gets no rest. SCORE 24
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 23
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Vanna White on the Price is Right, circa 1985 SCORE 24
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 28
Preach, Papa. SCORE 41