Why did the chicken cross the road? SCORE 292
I think that this book series is a bit racist. SCORE 218
Nip. Not even once SCORE 19
What if?!?!?!?! SCORE 193
Members only. SCORE 8
Close enough… SCORE 12
Yes, I would like one diabetes, please. SCORE 175
Got my weave did. SCORE 112
According to my calculations… SCORE 21
Only as a friend. SCORE 11
Willem Dafoe should be the next Joker SCORE 127
Clever Tabasco Ad SCORE 225
umm… SCORE 13
Twins? SCORE 172
Tail waggin’ good. SCORE 14
Super smart. SCORE 18
How I came out to my entire extended family at once. SCORE 384
Feminism. SCORE 137
What sex ed should be. SCORE 194
Total deaths per planet. SCORE 138
Dogs vs. cats. SCORE 21
hehe SCORE 165
Hold. On. Just. One. Second. HE HAD EYEBROWS?!?!?! SCORE 180
Who needs cookies anyway? SCORE 159
Just girly things! SCORE 12
A moment of silence for the fallen. SCORE 296
The world would be a better place… SCORE 174
Next summer I’ll be six… SCORE 256
My McDonald’s pancake has a serial number. SCORE 149
Space Unicorn SCORE 8
Meanwhile, in Toy Story 3. SCORE -14
Do you believe in miracles? 34 years ago today! SCORE 4