"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
Disney princesses with beards. SCORE 127
I don’t want to smell those steams! SCORE 21
How is this possible? SCORE 277
Word! SCORE 20
When in doubt, lick the door… SCORE 244
I was mugged! SCORE 130
I love you more than… SCORE 122
Pink Freud. SCORE 161
I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Truth. SCORE 183
I yawned! SCORE 10
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
How many more sessions doc? I’m not feeling any better. SCORE 13
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Seriously, don’t ever tell a sad person about the less fortunate SCORE 258
A legit reason for not doing your homework. SCORE 280
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
My feelings toward college. SCORE 158
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Some enemies lose the fight… SCORE 270
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Self checkout. SCORE 244
Wrong Show SCORE 192
BROFIST SCORE -2
