Found the writer for the Simpsons… SCORE 34
Some people should do less copulating. SCORE 26
Babies are quite adept at endurance screaming. SCORE 3
Let the grans have one more ride. SCORE 38
Professor Trelawny approves. SCORE 30
You should try it. Yeah you. SCORE 54
Finally, we eat. SCORE 31
Copenhagen has angled bins so cyclists can throw away trash on the go. SCORE 25
i was not prepared for this… SCORE 39
She didn’t have a funny bone… SCORE 29
They make a pretty cute pair. SCORE 38
C19 is nightmare material. SCORE 23
All we wanted was to test these boosters… SCORE 33
Birbs are not pets. SCORE 40
A taxi driver was so exited he was on a calendar SCORE 36
Ohhhh. That’s what they meant… SCORE 24
This is turning out to be a pretty good night… SCORE 28
So brave. SCORE 36
2013 was an innocent sweet summer child… don’t bring it in to this. SCORE 24
They did look fabulous though. SCORE 32
New puppers can be fun. SCORE 46
My inner child has been provoked… SCORE 28
Thank you USPS! SCORE 26
Turns out he’s a huge fan of his water dish… SCORE 23
What about using some fine police work to find the original? SCORE 37
Generic caution is advisable. SCORE 32
Where is hackerman when you need him? SCORE 14
A brighter side. SCORE 34
It’s rare to get rare right… SCORE 17
An F-15 with every hatch open for inspection SCORE 21
Cat prints on a 2000-year-old Roman roof tile. SCORE 25
There’s a lot of bears, ok? SCORE 35