parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
working it out now SCORE 29
streaming meaning SCORE 21
one of these is not like the others SCORE 17
half-baked SCORE 16
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
maybe one day, ben, maybe one day SCORE 30
truly the world is a messed-up place SCORE 22
that crispy feeling SCORE 23
oh lord he comin’ SCORE 8
lord, I pray that doesn’t happen SCORE 4
eggxact opposites SCORE 7
boasting brains SCORE 13
looks like the shirt worked :o SCORE 14
a shell of a point SCORE 34
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 38
I have been forsoock SCORE 8
the godflower SCORE 13
jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13
peeking perusal SCORE 11
overboard overloading SCORE 18
the best tiger picture ever taken SCORE 23
feeling a lil’ smaug SCORE 13
i think they planned-et SCORE 40
man that’d be lit SCORE 21
“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
memory log found SCORE 16
meme dreamteam SCORE 2
taking cover SCORE 13
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 17
that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16