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if+an+alien+came+to+visit
Discovered+a+shop+entrance+11+feet+below+the+current+shops%26%238230%3B
Discovered a shop entrance 11 feet below the current shops… SCORE 29
Long+live+the+queen%21%3F
Long live the queen!? SCORE 29
The+Fortune+Cookies+Are+Sick+Of+Us
The Fortune Cookies Are Sick Of Us SCORE 19
Corona+bad.
Corona bad. SCORE 27
Shield+thy+neighbour.
Shield thy neighbour. SCORE 28
%F0%9F%A4%94
🤔 SCORE 19
Good+luck+with+the+investigation%21
Good luck with the investigation! SCORE 29
Preparation+pays+off.
Preparation pays off. SCORE 99
Le+sigh%26%238230%3B
Le sigh… SCORE 26
everyone+needs+a+bestie
everyone needs a bestie SCORE 26
Beware+the+danger.
Beware the danger. SCORE 27
We+need+you%2C+bud.
We need you, bud. SCORE 18
Be+petty
Be petty SCORE 35
You+are+a+fair+bit+more+ragged%2C+than+I+recall%26%238230%3B
You are a fair bit more ragged, than I recall… SCORE 26
To+the+rescue%3F
To the rescue? SCORE 23
Gave+me+a+reason+to+shower%2C+anyway.
Gave me a reason to shower, anyway. SCORE 32
Preach%2C+Papa.
Preach, Papa. SCORE 40
Technically+Google+is+not+at+fault+for+how+lost+you+are%26%238230%3B.
Technically Google is not at fault for how lost you are…. SCORE 27
Let+it+happen.
Let it happen. SCORE 33
US+senator+open+calls+for+executions+of+Americans%2C+BTW
US senator open calls for executions of Americans, BTW SCORE 24
I+PUT+TEAR+GAS+ON+MY+EGGS+FOR+BREAKFAST
I PUT TEAR GAS ON MY EGGS FOR BREAKFAST SCORE 23
Black+Lives+Matter+Plaza+by+order+of+Mayor+Bowser
Black Lives Matter Plaza by order of Mayor Bowser SCORE 27
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+to+agree+on+much%2C+but+please+understand.
We don’t have to agree on much, but please understand. SCORE 28
Nailed+it.
Nailed it. SCORE 40
281+retweets%2C+302+%3C3
281 retweets, 302 <3 SCORE 35
Honey%EF%BC%8CI+think+there+was+a+mix+up+at+the+hospital%26%238230%3B
Honey,I think there was a mix up at the hospital… SCORE 22
Top+ten+ways+to+get+out+of+the+draft%26%238230%3B
Top ten ways to get out of the draft… SCORE 16
Breonna+Taylor%26%238217%3Bs+killers+are+not+in+custody.+Who+else%3F
Breonna Taylor’s killers are not in custody. Who else? SCORE 28
Feed+the+birds%26%238230%3B+tuppence+a+bag.
Feed the birds… tuppence a bag. SCORE 19
2020+does+not+look+good+on+me%26%238230%3B+bro
2020 does not look good on me… bro SCORE 32
This+5+legged+toad+from+Springfield%2C+probably.
This 5 legged toad from Springfield, probably. SCORE 14
Absolute+class.
Absolute class. SCORE 24
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