Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
Get in there! SCORE 9
You are so cute… SCORE 335
Returned… SCORE 14
The Feels SCORE 14
Where they are now… SCORE 30
Insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia. SCORE 162
Fat SCORE 493
If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265
Why I’ve never felt comfortable using these things… SCORE 140
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
True story. SCORE 385
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
My heart just melted. SCORE 82
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
Oh Google. SCORE 224
How are you feeling today? SCORE 64
Just a puppy. SCORE 177
Swimming practice. SCORE 236
Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4
True desperation. SCORE 150
SONDER SCORE 21
The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 24
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
Exactly. SCORE 170
My workout routine. SCORE 10
There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116
Dem feels. SCORE 448
This is the Skycycle, a ride in Japan that is pedal powered. SCORE 283
