I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Same thing… SCORE 21
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
2pactopus SCORE 113
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Burn!!! SCORE 1
The power of barking SCORE 18
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Howling lessons SCORE 9
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Accurate. SCORE 146
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
The Twortle SCORE 142
Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402