Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
My life is a lie. SCORE 264
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
The new Batman SCORE 11
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
Because Cute SCORE 16
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
The first day of school. SCORE 228
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
I want to do this. SCORE 294
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 75
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
Things To do. SCORE 16