At the zoo with an iPhone. SCORE 96
Normal Al Yankovich. SCORE 179
Gold digger. SCORE 117
Video games to the rescue! SCORE 141
No gold for you. SCORE 189
Do want. SCORE 212
30 Dr. Seuss quotes that can change your life. SCORE 202
I would cuddle you so hard. SCORE 116
Sneaky penguins. SCORE 217
I have puppies instead of children. SCORE 180
Be kind. SCORE 193
People I want to punch in the face. SCORE 117
Clap for bubbles. SCORE 282
Sometimes I wonder why I hate everybody. SCORE 132
Taylor Swift + vodka = Ke$ha. SCORE 135
Emma Watson vs. Kristen Stewart. SCORE 243
How writing works. SCORE 196
Peenut. SCORE 160
Slumber Party Court. SCORE 401
If celebrities were average Americans. SCORE 251
I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich? SCORE 338
Cats are jerks. SCORE 264
Iguanashark. SCORE 222
Bananas will do the darndest things. SCORE 162
Only you can prevent “eternal flames.” SCORE 227
I dream of a better world… SCORE 173
How marketing works. SCORE 285
Ten points to Gryffindor. SCORE 178
Wut? SCORE 156
You are beautiful. SCORE 269
The girl with the digital camera. SCORE 218
Big nerd. SCORE 152