Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Awkward SCORE 125
Tests be like SCORE 100
Juxtaposition SCORE 93
This can’t keep happening SCORE 144
George’s Takei’s gay test SCORE 103
Secret’s out, Putin. SCORE 82
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Before and after adoption of our lab mix. He was going to be put down after being surrendered twice. SCORE 136
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
The lowest bar SCORE 137
I’m not proud of it… SCORE 50
Morale is high this week.. SCORE 154
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100
High maintenance in the flower world. SCORE 135
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Don’t fight it… SCORE 81
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
Growing up is hard to do SCORE 75
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
