Your mom loves you, most likely. SCORE 68
I know what I’m doing SCORE 56
The secret ingredient. SCORE 46
Wooooooowwww. SCORE 70
But Taxis have been around since 1897 🤔 SCORE 43
Dog sleeping in a window display in turkey. Store workers let him stay the whole time because it was so cold outside. SCORE 61
Someone “threw away” helium balloons- they are now floating in the trash chute on the top floor of my building. SCORE 70
Seemed like a good idea SCORE 31
This guy in my grandma’s building is up to something. SCORE 51
Meet Eddie, the Hospital Therapy Dog who is always carrying around his bookbag of toys and can always be found in the Pediatric Intensive Care Unit SCORE 92
Basketball 2 SCORE 54
Kangaroo injured in bush fire is making a good recovery SCORE 61
A Stern Warning of Things To Come SCORE 77
How did I not know this was a thing until today? SCORE 58
*squeeks in Disney* SCORE 59
This tiny cactus growing in a sidewalk crack. Mesa, AZ. SCORE 52
he just wanted to give him a pet SCORE 33
Ignore it until 10% yawn. SCORE 64
Happens way too often SCORE 100
Pantaloons SCORE 77
Louis Armstrong playing for his wife in front of the Sphinx by the pyramids in Giza, 1961 SCORE 77
Best kicks in the office… SCORE 99
I’m a fan of my iPhone, personally. SCORE 65
No idea what it is but I’m glad it’s extinct SCORE 51
A Bro being a bro SCORE 111
W̵h̶͖̥̝ḁ̖͇̟̠t͖͙̝̙̙̱ a̻͢ṟ̻̦̹̣e̹̖̩̹̫̼͕ t̛̞͕̣̰̣͙ͅh̛̻̟͕̝̺͍e̫̦̤̰͇͝y̜̙̩̝̬͜ ҉͔s̢a̴̰̱̝̫̖̩̪y̼̟͕͓̱̲i͏̱̭̳̲̗̫̖n͚͓̬͟g͓̱̥̮ SCORE 63
Sometimes I don’t mind wrong number texts. SCORE 95
They make people revert to a primitive state SCORE 60
Anybody else want Kit tea? SCORE 64
CRONCH SCORE 85
Mr. Steal Your Girlfriend SCORE 48
This hidden smile on the Coca-Cola bottle SCORE 41