I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
The best way to be happy with someone… SCORE 16
If pigs could fly. SCORE 110
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Bang! SCORE 194
Num num num num SCORE 5
Because Reasons SCORE 224
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
Taking notes in the 21st century. SCORE 14
Run for your life SCORE 218
step brothers SCORE 2
I was mugged! SCORE 130
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
The Spanish word of the day… SCORE -5
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
How to cook soup. SCORE 182
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions… SCORE 174
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
My reaction if I saw the Tardis irl. SCORE 189
BROFIST SCORE -3
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Birthdays… SCORE 11
How is this possible? SCORE 277
