And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
She’s doomed SCORE 49
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 76
Mother fluffer SCORE 38
Busted! SCORE 31
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
A voice we can trust SCORE 53
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
16 glasses of wine at a time SCORE 32
15, max. SCORE 50
Dreams do come true SCORE 65
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Real American hero SCORE 40
No hollow gesture here SCORE 84
I just became more metal SCORE 34
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
We both go down, together SCORE 55
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
