Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
The Office cameos SCORE 11
hello little friend SCORE 20
Dolly Parton just help cure AIDS, basically. SCORE 29
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
Steal the world! SCORE 21
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
*have SCORE 16
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
sent via FAX SCORE 15
Papa don’t preach, I’m in trouble deep… SCORE 18
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Words. SCORE 9
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
Do the blink! SCORE 23
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Seems reasonable to me… SCORE 20
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12