I am perfectly ok with my choices. SCORE 64
Coachella SCORE 55
I’d like to order one carnal supreme please. SCORE 33
I made a birthday cake for my boyfriend but I forgot how old he was turning. SCORE 70
That’s how the ant goes. SCORE 51
You think I’m cute? Sounds fake, but okay SCORE 83
This Book Describes My Entire Life SCORE 54
Awwwww, that’s acute! SCORE 50
I guess it’s a conference call… SCORE 108
hell ye… *yawn *sleeps again SCORE 57
"New Yorkers stop to watch the "Seinfeld" finale in Times Square – May 14, 1998" SCORE 79
Sorry baby. SCORE 44
While you’re at it what’s your social SCORE 73
I’m feelin’ it! SCORE 48
Penguins have knees inside their bodies. SCORE 64
Disappointment SCORE 50
This kitteh has a better life than me, SCORE 61
Do what you love and you’ll never have to work SCORE 56
I bring you: The Light! SCORE 68
Brofish SCORE 75
My dad looks just like this Magic the Gathering card SCORE 67
I’m going to be ok. SCORE 54
Classic Gordon Ramsey. SCORE 56
Hey gurl SCORE 20
People tell me and my wife all the time that we are going to die alone because we didn’t have kids. I’m always like! SCORE 58
Ethiopian opal geode SCORE 58
I am the lion now SCORE 80
Cool looking danger noodle SCORE 57
Tying Shoes Penalty Kick SCORE 55
Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder… SCORE 70
This Bird Landed On The Page About Itself… SCORE 69
I am hopeful SCORE 55