Things that make me feel old. SCORE 200
R2-D2 mittens. SCORE 125
Give me pets. SCORE 247
I’m a penguin. SCORE 205
Texts from dog. SCORE 206
Now put me down over there, and fetch my kibble. SCORE 131
The attitude on climate change prevention. SCORE 176
Dear parents. SCORE 239
The art of trolling… SCORE 127
Cats and blinds. SCORE 81
Obesity vs. cigarettes. SCORE 145
Beauty… SCORE 374
Transformation complete. SCORE 303
I’m a snail. SCORE 183
INCONCEIVABLE! SCORE 2
Guns don’t kill people. SCORE 218
Napoleon Born2party. SCORE 100
Well that’s one way to do it. SCORE 669
Genius. SCORE 353
Running for president just got a lot tougher. SCORE 245
choose wisely SCORE -2
In Hell… SCORE 154
When you dip too long. SCORE 118
Things I never learned in High School. SCORE 324
My cat loves watermelon. SCORE 137
Life of No. SCORE 73
’nuff said SCORE -4
Me too. SCORE 222
How comments work on the Internet. SCORE 150
Scumbag bakery. SCORE 219
Just like any other day. SCORE 134
Peter Parkour SCORE 1