Lick more and stay healthy out there. SCORE 27
When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
Seriously Mona, cut the crap. SCORE 37
boop activated… SCORE 26
Well Yes SCORE 35
Amway and bust? SCORE 30
On millennials and tea. SCORE 43
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
1985 school lunches were hard to beat. SCORE 24
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
Survivor from the Australia’s fires. SCORE 27
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
Let’s just keep it simple, Jack. SCORE 21
Hands free, my arse… SCORE 29
Thanks mom… SCORE 25
Succ it up, Em. SCORE 31
I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
New cat friend after a visit to the vet, a good clean-up, and a full meal SCORE 36
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
This is what we call art. SCORE 26
Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 27
It demands the sushi. SCORE 24
Best Birb Friends SCORE 30
Being married is hard. SCORE 30
A bottle of Listerine from ~1919. SCORE 20
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
Recursed tea… SCORE 26
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 24
OK Slinky Dog makes a good tattoo :/ SCORE 35
Some say he’s still searching to this day… SCORE 27
