This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
What a short time to be alive SCORE 56
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95
Sorry about that… SCORE 56
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 48
I GUESS SCORE 47
Funny not funny SCORE 55
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Every time. SCORE 37
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 58
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Safe pupper SCORE 81
Inconceivable. SCORE 58
Oh my lawd. SCORE 80
We live different lives. SCORE 58
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 44
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Yes Girl, Remix! SCORE 82
+ cry. SCORE 119
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Mama no. SCORE 52
The things we do for each other… SCORE 83
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 49
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 40
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 49
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 73
Advanced Twitter SCORE 117
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 70
The word of the puppo SCORE 56
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 74
Keep it civil… SCORE 93
