I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Real American hero SCORE 41
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
I just became more metal SCORE 34
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Fatality SCORE 40
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
Dreams do come true SCORE 65
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Mother fluffer SCORE 39
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
And cheese SCORE 26
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
80 hours these days SCORE -19
A voice we can trust SCORE 54
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33