Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
Problem solved. SCORE 111
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
NONSENSE SCORE 67
No one listens to me SCORE 157
Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 143
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
#stopit SCORE 98
Joe Kinan was horribly burned in the 2003 Station nightclub fire, which killed his girlfriend Karla and 99 other people. Here he is in 2014, smiling with his newborn daughter, Hadley. SCORE 130
S C I E N C E B O Y E does a heckin good safety!! SCORE 130
Old Habits SCORE 81
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
Smooth AF SCORE 101
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118
It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170
You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87
Salvation for dummies SCORE 82
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
How Your Body Works SCORE 129
A cat with unbelievable purring ability SCORE 128
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 64
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
