David The Decapitator. SCORE 42
Not convinced the vet has her best interest in mind. SCORE 74
Even after getting a home, sometimes I still go jogging before dawn. SCORE 46
Tea is the answer. SCORE 48
The best part of waking up SCORE 46
Borrowing an eye from a butterfly… SCORE 82
Very true SCORE 90
Kids can be dumb SCORE 102
so how does garfield figure into the genesis story SCORE 71
Simple geometry SCORE 83
Just clearing the air. SCORE 56
Fun Fact SCORE 118
My kinda criminal SCORE 76
War is a Tropical Island SCORE 96
One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. SCORE 100
My neighbors think they’re funny but try flashing your headlights on this shit at 11pm at night SCORE 65
Ore not… SCORE 109
Gyro all day. SCORE 67
Abomination SCORE 49
I got a sensible chuckle out this car I bought. SCORE 87
Stingray looking for a meal SCORE 53
Low rider problems. SCORE 72
When you keep creating new profiles to get the trial version SCORE 75
Is a rubber gasket on a aircraft carrier considered a Navy seal? SCORE 67
A very strong 13 SCORE 49
This Farmer Isn’t Just Good At His Job… SCORE 80
A Spanish moon moth SCORE 71
Losing your marbles SCORE 61
But what was the question? SCORE 136
How to collect trash from sewer SCORE 95
Mental gymnastics SCORE 72
and I would walk 500 miles… SCORE 49
