terry pratchett understood all humans deserve to be treated fairly SCORE 32
wishbone taught us all classic literature SCORE 35
a baseball bat by any other name is just a hit stick SCORE 13
marked safe from dishonor SCORE 9
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
if this doesn’t work i give up SCORE 12
the one tool that makes it impossible to open your kitchen drawer every time SCORE 29
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
children practice reading books to shelter dogs so they don’t feel alone SCORE 27
we have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty SCORE 39
kids reminded this grown man that sometimes it’s healthy to just… act like a kid SCORE 86
and for no reason your life flashes before your eyes SCORE 29
don’t open the blinds while i watch my stories SCORE 15
i just need 8-12 hours of alone time in the morning SCORE 28
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
the weezered of oz SCORE -2
every sneeze is dangerous when you’re an adult SCORE 26
terrible storytelling expert SCORE 32
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
cute winking cat SCORE 19
dogs only care about one thing and it’s disgusting SCORE 21
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
there’s no time to explain, get in the pea SCORE 27
ikea is grown up lego SCORE 22
happy dog before and after asking to go outside and play in the snow SCORE 31
directions mean nothing to an amazon delivery person SCORE 12
when you’re walking down the cereal aisle and see yourself in the security monitor SCORE 16
me watching you edit my google doc SCORE 14
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
depressed dog wanted to stay on vacation SCORE 26
make sure she knows your father material by texting “okay” and using the thumbs up emoji SCORE 17
shoutout to that one person that listens SCORE 46