What happened in Vegas… SCORE 30
Let their arms alone. SCORE 25
Bernie dishes out the burns. SCORE 29
Fear the clown… SCORE 39
Indian villagers wear face masks on the backs of their heads to prevent tigers attacking them from behind. SCORE 31
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
Samsung stock skyrocketed that year… SCORE 35
The man plans for the apocalypse. SCORE 25
This is not the elephant you’re looking for… SCORE 19
Miss Kitty SCORE 32
Risky kisses… SCORE 29
1 day old danger noodle. SCORE 26
turning off the basement light SCORE 33
No smoking for you… SCORE 28
Brothers are good brothers. SCORE 31
Safety first. SCORE 26
…and I helped, too. SCORE 24
I can smell it better from here… SCORE 23
We don’t joke like that, bud. SCORE 33
Recruiting for a Volunteer Fire Department SCORE 31
Sheep go baa SCORE 31
Nailed it, I say. SCORE 25
Give us the balls of meat. SCORE 41
OK that is not great. SCORE 30
Reading problems. SCORE 31
The cosmos guide us SCORE 26
Call 1-800-411-PAIN. SCORE 25
Spring is coming at you. SCORE 28
Hold my beer… SCORE 23
Tindr is contagious… SCORE 24
Productivity is at an all time high. SCORE 27
Let’s close 300 more prisons, maybe. SCORE 35