that’s it, I’m voting for Bernie. SCORE 12
Dogs Are Welcome SCORE 5
Wikipedian Protestor SCORE 13
You’re not you when you’re hungry SCORE -28
Oh Ted… SCORE 112
A Giraffe’s Coffee SCORE -4
How You Know Your Cat Is Fat SCORE 92
Damascus, Syria, Before And After SCORE 87
Oh god, I can still hear their screams! SCORE 4
Hillary’s reaction to all the accusations of lying SCORE 6
Political Pun SCORE 165
Every Day Is Leg Day SCORE 4
Dumbledore Books SCORE 6
Logic, is that you? SCORE 14
When School Gets Hard, Just Remember SCORE 15
Getting these for my house SCORE 9
The Horrors Weren’t Common Knowledge Yet SCORE 130
Milk SCORE 143
Cupcakes are healthy. You’re welcome. SCORE 5
When you blatantly lie on your resume SCORE 116
Americans And Their Distances SCORE 168
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 11
Running Electricity Through a Pencil SCORE 24
If I Had A Dollar For Every Time… SCORE -3
Accurate. SCORE 13
Why Aren’t We Funding This Right Now? SCORE 11
HOW TO PROPERLY PLAY WITH HUMAN SCORE 0
Goddammit Ikea SCORE 5
WUT SCORE 75
Oh, Michigan. SCORE 101
Exiting Public Bathrooms SCORE 32
Sunset from the middle of the ocean SCORE 6
