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full+bred+american
Gotta+same+%26%238217%3Bem+all.
Gotta same ’em all. SCORE 30
More+breadsticks+please.
More breadsticks please. SCORE 12
Words.
Words. SCORE 9
Satanicly+cheesy%21
Satanicly cheesy! SCORE 18
George+Washington%26%238217%3Bs+military+trunk+bed+used+during+the+Revolutionary+War%2C+circa+1775
George Washington’s military trunk bed used during the Revolutionary War, circa 1775 SCORE 27
I%26%238217%3Bll+scratch+your+back+if+you+scratch+mine
I’ll scratch your back if you scratch mine SCORE 24
Sloooowwwww+gato.
Sloooowwwww gato. SCORE 21
Bless+each+other+PRN.
Bless each other PRN. SCORE 28
Free+vaccine+in+the+parking+lot+this+morning%21
Free vaccine in the parking lot this morning! SCORE 10
Use+Banana+leaves+as+natural+packaging+to+reduce+plastic+use%2C+please.
Use Banana leaves as natural packaging to reduce plastic use, please. SCORE 27
Life+is+a+joke+and+you%26%238217%3Bre+the+punch+line.
Life is a joke and you’re the punch line. SCORE 25
Gonna+be+a+few+yet%2C+bub.
Gonna be a few yet, bub. SCORE 30
Get+this+kid+an+%5Bf%5Dork%21
Get this kid an [f]ork! SCORE 7
Facebook+ads+be+like%26%238230%3B
Facebook ads be like… SCORE 16
I+wonder+how+many+calories+are+burned+washing+hands%26%238230%3B
I wonder how many calories are burned washing hands… SCORE 18
There%26%238217%3Bs+probably+a+judge+out+there+who+would+hear+it%26%238230%3B
There’s probably a judge out there who would hear it… SCORE 9
This+is+not+the+cake+you%26%238217%3Bre+looking+for%26%238230%3B
This is not the cake you’re looking for… SCORE 20
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR
HHHGGGEEEERHHHRRRRR SCORE 22
Career+options+are+actually+pretty+limited%26%238230%3B
Career options are actually pretty limited… SCORE 25
The+Office+cameos
The Office cameos SCORE 11
Do+the+blink%21
Do the blink! SCORE 23
hello+little+friend
hello little friend SCORE 20
Do+not+pass+go%2C+do+not+collect+200+dollars%26%238230%3B
Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars… SCORE 24
Everybody+loves+an+origin+story.
Everybody loves an origin story. SCORE 20
Technically+you+give+a+little+fuc%26%238230%3B
Technically you give a little fuc… SCORE 24
He+has+never+felt+so+empowered.
He has never felt so empowered. SCORE 30
Letter+sent+by+A+Singaporean+Principal+before+exams
Letter sent by A Singaporean Principal before exams SCORE 26
Well+he%26%238217%3Bs+not+wrong.
Well he’s not wrong. SCORE 22
%2Ahave
*have SCORE 16
Default+to+death%2C+generally.
Default to death, generally. SCORE 17
Steal+the+world%21
Steal the world! SCORE 21
sent+via+FAX
sent via FAX SCORE 15
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A sloth’s life. SCORE 155
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payback’s a female dog SCORE 305
This+kitten+was+born+with+23+toes.
This kitten was born with 23 toes. SCORE 123
The+people+vs.+Winter.
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
And+now+I+taste+test+my+foot%26%238230%3B
And now I taste test my foot… SCORE 140
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S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
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