downward spiral SCORE 22
very smol awoo SCORE 26
this is why mermaids exist SCORE 28
ready to flamingle SCORE 20
just a fluffy cow SCORE 28
birthday cod SCORE 28
no more cupcakes SCORE 25
there is no middle ground SCORE 16
plastic vampire fangs SCORE 15
shakespearean love languages SCORE 23
i have a book SCORE 31
so hungry i could eat a horse SCORE 33
cargo shorts are cool SCORE 30
the power of chrysler compels you SCORE 30
clever girls SCORE 12
leaving applebees the way god intended SCORE 11
already did the stupid thing SCORE 29
staring at a menu SCORE 17
if an alien came to visit SCORE 11
what’s on the other side? SCORE 14
third red light in a row SCORE 18
surprised sea squirts SCORE 20
and then they get too nervous SCORE 20
failing at therapy SCORE 19
life as a mushroom SCORE 10
a goose walks into a bar SCORE 14
i love you in german SCORE 19
tomorrow at 2 SCORE 19
800 year old swamp witch SCORE 27
identifying with frankenstein’s monster SCORE 25
he needs his giraffe toy SCORE 29
friend of jason, husband of brandy SCORE 37