this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
this is a really spicy take SCORE 45
important psa SCORE 44
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 80
throw the damn ball SCORE 26
too late SCORE 38
there were no survivors SCORE 37
clever girl SCORE 40
must pet the pet SCORE 37
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
I did not choose these seats SCORE 38
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 49
bad ass SCORE 38
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 46
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 38
pebble and roll SCORE 65
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
so true SCORE 37
cats always come first SCORE 27
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
oh wow SCORE 46
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
