
Green eggs are overrated. SCORE 16

It’s not the cocaine it’s the anxiety… SCORE 20

MM/DD/YYYY is superior. SCORE 22

Nobody told her the PPE wasn’t just a fashion accessory. SCORE 14

Blessed gran. SCORE 27

2022 is the new 2020. SCORE 21

Big hmm… SCORE 26

That bitch Carole Baskin SCORE 23

Can I hire them for events? SCORE 11

Oh brother, where art thou? SCORE 30

Let the coffee flow through you…. SCORE 25

May the power of the sun compel you! SCORE 22

The Pandemic Era is born. SCORE 30

Personal growth is personal growth. SCORE 20

Gotta get your hair did. She is not wrong. SCORE 7

The bird is the word. SCORE 23

Syrup friendly. SCORE 26

If I were a betting man… SCORE 28

You must use the Force, Mary. SCORE 23

*poke* the rats. SCORE 23

Ouji is so turn of the century, Deb. SCORE 16

IMPENDING DOOOOOOM, it seems. SCORE 34

Still a legend SCORE 29

Human sacrifice is an age old relic. SCORE 27

Homer seems a little needy, honestly. SCORE 30

Cancel culture needs to chill. SCORE 25

*bzzzh* *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhhhhh* SCORE 36

Alternative Bodybuilders SCORE 23

Shirts are advisable. SCORE 26

Pint sized cat, of course. SCORE 20

She’s onto something SCORE 23

Neandertallica is a thing, now. SCORE 21