future track star SCORE 16
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
okay just one more thing SCORE 4
is this satire? SCORE 14
cramps SCORE 9
rainbow road is a solid metaphor for life, honestly SCORE 15
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
memorable first customer SCORE 17
everything beagle SCORE 1
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
i like bananas SCORE 9
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
we dare you SCORE 10
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
it’s perfect SCORE 21
20 times and i swear i’m done SCORE 10
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
a very small dog SCORE 15
duck! SCORE 13
you made a powerful enemy that day SCORE 10
accidental beauty SCORE 31
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
onward, steed! SCORE 14
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
mooooo SCORE 15
we’re both lying SCORE 23
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
yes they are SCORE 7
a totally normal seat SCORE 11