why? SCORE 27
she hasn’t even figured out her hair SCORE 43
i’m busy SCORE 26
the night awaits SCORE 7
i hope you have a wonderful day SCORE 18
i’m fat-bulous SCORE 22
boops boops SCORE 17
this is normal SCORE 31
hardly working SCORE 38
the things we do for our kids SCORE 10
the perfect fit SCORE 30
never miss an opportunity for free food SCORE 15
cats can be so cruel sometimes SCORE 16
measuring time in mothers SCORE 33
for the friends fanatic in your life SCORE -2
change my mind SCORE 21
the choice is obvious SCORE 23
you are charcuterie SCORE 13
let him rise SCORE 14
the interview that never ends SCORE 24
parenting 101 SCORE 20
the best politician SCORE 17
can it be next, next week already? SCORE 28
thankful for my friends SCORE 14
you are perfect SCORE 17
victorian slang at its finest SCORE 16
this is about you SCORE 30
next question SCORE 25
so may sacrifices SCORE 32
bring me the bucket SCORE 15
fetch SCORE 22
look at me! SCORE 21