alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
beavers hate water SCORE 35
at least there are cats SCORE 20
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
only feathers SCORE 9
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
when life imitates art SCORE 24
sleeps on arm SCORE 16
dog wood trees SCORE 26
species and age, please SCORE 40
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
pupils dilate SCORE 43
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
dog bites everything SCORE 23
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
roger roger SCORE 14
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
