when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
definitely a dog SCORE 45
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
english burn SCORE 27
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
back to bed! SCORE 19
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
i’m canceling SCORE 9
omg SCORE 20
an impossible task SCORE 20
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
this is why i drink SCORE 29
icebreakers are terrifying SCORE 22
call the fire department SCORE 4
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
excuse me SCORE 19
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
they get huge SCORE 22
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
clever SCORE 29
who’s in? SCORE 34
