![Why+I+never+get+the+job.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/542012015059v4-67723-333x150.jpeg)
Why I never get the job. SCORE 178
![If+diamonds+are+a+girl%26%238217%3Bs+best+friend.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5112012205531iwsmt-64127-333x141.jpeg)
If diamonds are a girl’s best friend. SCORE 336
![What+if+the+alien+guy+isn%26%238217%3Bt+crazy%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5192012163239zzakm-66581-333x150.jpeg)
What if the alien guy isn’t crazy? SCORE 272
![Awesome+hair+is+awesome.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5212012014648vsvsd-13799-333x150.jpeg)
Awesome hair is awesome. SCORE 251
![Turkey+dubstep.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/0-49466-333x150.jpg)
Turkey dubstep. SCORE 220
![My+laziness.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5212012014326sdfsdf-28609-333x150.jpg)
My laziness. SCORE 173
![You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5202012235211iwsmt-40379-333x150.jpeg)
You don’t say? SCORE 261
![Like+a+boss.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5192012163225sfgfsg-25736-333x150.jpeg)
Like a boss. SCORE 267
![Kermit+in+real+life.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5212012013150OvH1C-41330-333x150.jpeg)
Kermit in real life. SCORE 270
![Hey+Jackie%2C+check+me+out%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5212012014646vfsvdfb-32856-333x150.jpeg)
Hey Jackie, check me out! SCORE 203
![There+are+dozens+of+us.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5202012182738sfgsg-43577-333x150.jpeg)
There are dozens of us. SCORE 150
![ILY.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5202012182738fsdgfd-77259-333x150.jpeg)
ILY. SCORE 220
![Mario%26%238217%3Bs+mistake.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5192012175907mariosmistake-11261-333x150.jpeg)
Mario’s mistake. SCORE 186
![Silly+puppy%2C+chocolate+is+for+humans.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5192012163239niknak797-64295-333x150.jpeg)
Silly puppy, chocolate is for humans. SCORE 300
![Forgiveness.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5192012164506forgiveness-30199-333x150.jpg)
Forgiveness. SCORE 97
![There+are+two+sides+to+every+story.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5112012192011tumblrm1e6i0WtX21qzde24o1500-87463-333x150.jpeg)
There are two sides to every story. SCORE 288
![Scumbag+death.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5192012163225sfgsg-83121-333x150.jpeg)
Scumbag death. SCORE 237
![How+to+be+a+panda.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5202012182738gffg-43237-333x150.jpeg)
How to be a panda. SCORE 239
![That%26%238217%3Bs+my+arse%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5152012195631acaterpillar-90365-333x150.jpg)
That’s my arse! SCORE 209
![Oh%2C+you+want+to+sneak+out%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5192012163234iwsmt-65675-333x150.jpeg)
Oh, you want to sneak out? SCORE 244
![Butterflies+in+my+stomach.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5202012182738fsdfdsg-49494-333x150.gif)
Butterflies in my stomach. SCORE 182
![Dinosaur%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/0-85795-333x150.jpg)
Dinosaur! SCORE 107
![The+Data+Sutra.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5212012000327v-11104-333x150.jpg)
The Data Sutra. SCORE 153
![So+much+irony.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/519201216323566-78247-333x150.gif)
So much irony. SCORE 279
![Kids+on+leashes.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5192012163236iwsmt-27821-333x146.jpeg)
Kids on leashes. SCORE 295
![Meanwhile+in+Russia.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/0-30215-333x150.jpg)
Meanwhile in Russia. SCORE 106
![I+think+I+have+scoliosis.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5112012205525iwsmt-39343-333x118.jpeg)
I think I have scoliosis. SCORE 304
![The+moment+you+remember+the+homework+you+forgot+to+do.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/562012212057l48tz-85019-333x150.gif)
The moment you remember the homework you forgot to do. SCORE 280
![Strong+words%2C+IHOP.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5192012163225sgfs-24586-333x150.jpeg)
Strong words, IHOP. SCORE 202
![You+know+what%26%238217%3Bs+cool%3F](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5202012182738fdgdfg-71549-333x150.jpeg)
You know what’s cool? SCORE 190
![Why+I+never+get+the+job.](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/5102012152859sgfdsg-50643-333x150.jpeg)
Why I never get the job. SCORE 181
![Call+me+maybe%26%238230%3B+PSYCH%21](https://www.slowrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/67/2021/11/0-37714-333x150.jpg)
Call me maybe… PSYCH! SCORE 162