Yankee Doodle SCORE 85
Parents are never satisfied SCORE 135
Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps? SCORE 151
Your value does not decrease based on someone’s inability to see your worth. SCORE 66
Liz… SCORE 123
Did you know most of the elements that make up the human body originate from stars? SCORE 62
Nein times cuter SCORE 119
Sometimes I feel like people are reading my mind… SCORE 89
So I haven’t worn shorts in a while SCORE 42
The world’s worst roommate. SCORE 47
So you like metal? SCORE 144
He replaces words with animal names… SCORE 83
English is weird. SCORE 95
Should you trust people? SCORE 78
July 11th 2016 SCORE 135
Not today. SCORE 205
Suicide Squad trying to be edgy SCORE 101
Marriage is mostly about knowing which hand towels you can use… SCORE 100
I bet he’s regretting that now. SCORE 145
Twist! SCORE 138
I’ll Just Look It Up SCORE 44
Coffee, please. SCORE 22
Dale and his girlfriend SCORE 133
What if Radagast the Brown got the One Ring? SCORE 78
Somethings not right here… SCORE 160
My kind of bed SCORE -70
Are you the bottom of my laptop? SCORE 108
So that’s how they get tangled… SCORE 80
Whenever I embarrass myself SCORE 102
Wasn’t me SCORE 106
Pokemon Go is our only hope SCORE 185
Thermostat negotiations SCORE 87
