No this is patrick! SCORE 184
Actual Advice Mallard on understanding women. SCORE 203
What’s the number for 911?! SCORE -2
Beaker Bunsen. SCORE 63
Whenever I’m feeling generous while driving. SCORE 200
When snow needs a lesson. SCORE 293
The moment when… SCORE 228
The small talk calendar. SCORE 187
Why you’re fat. SCORE 96
Avengers assemble! SCORE 68
Downton Abbey Road. SCORE 90
Students these days….very accurate SCORE 6
No matter how slow you go… wait what? SCORE 187
Bandit the corgi vs. Ice. SCORE 66
They would SCORE 2
Totally rude, right? SCORE 359
You otter be ashamed of yourself. SCORE 112
Tell me! SCORE 127
Well played army, well played SCORE 19
I Hate Memes SCORE -5
It’s important to stay well hydrated. SCORE 202
No Really? SCORE -3
I Hate Memes. SCORE -4
Whenever the remote is out of arm’s reach. SCORE 165
College ruled. SCORE 206
How I learned how to spell “Beautiful.” SCORE 211
Not sure if hug or attempted murder. SCORE 182
Oh please! Oh please! Oh please! SCORE 341
Soccer victory dance SCORE 5
When I’m at my friend’s house and they get in trouble with their parents. SCORE 182
My job is: SCORE 137
Something to be proud of. SCORE 315
