I’m the cutest camera. SCORE 117
Why did the chickens leave the village? SCORE 61
Racism is so American… SCORE 159
As a bagpiper… SCORE 155
The definition of mad lad SCORE 136
I’m all tucked in :D SCORE 78
Student gave me this very convincing note in first period. SCORE 100
You could say I’m easily entertained. SCORE 75
Well Played Indeed SCORE 110
Things my guinea pig does. SCORE 62
A Real Page Turner SCORE 100
Never thought vegetables could be terrifying SCORE 104
You really have to commit to the joke. SCORE 128
Worth a try. SCORE 124
Don’t text and walk — this happens every couple of months SCORE 83
Slow Motion Glass Breakage SCORE 87
Awkward SCORE 125
This bench looks pretty unstable SCORE 71
Anti-Paparazzi scarf that ruins photos by affecting flash photography SCORE 154
Mom just wanted to party :/ SCORE 93
Thanks for watching Iron Fist. That’ll be $468.00. SCORE 107
My daughter was completely confused. Never thought a math problem could make me feel old! SCORE 102
Am I free to go? SCORE 104
Never turn down college for @VirtuHoe! SCORE 227
RIP Betty White SCORE 108
We’re not on speaking terms, currently. SCORE 65
Snitches get stitches SCORE 155
Spotted this amazing door stop at work SCORE 106
Just saw Age of Ultron, now waiting for the flood of women. SCORE 142
Worth a try. SCORE 78
Getting called out has never felt so good. SCORE 162
I blew in it for you. SCORE 54
