That’s not how independence works. SCORE 30
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
Fatality SCORE 40
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
80 hours these days SCORE -19
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
And cheese SCORE 25
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -34
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Military grade leggings SCORE 60
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 29
Real American hero SCORE 40
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
Proceed SCORE 30
