You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
Scary stats SCORE 69
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 56
German exchange students SCORE 67
The worst kind of wing man. SCORE 84
Two butts, one vent. SCORE 106
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 111
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
If you square any number containing just 1s, the answer will be counting up the amount of 1s and counting down after. SCORE 61
A True Disney Princess SCORE 42
Scratch and sniff your monitor. SCORE 29
SHES GONNA BUY IT SCORE 72
The Miami Zoo put 30 flamingos in the bathroom during hurricane Andrew, in 1992, to ride out the storm. SCORE 74
Psst! Whacha doin? SCORE 69
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
Growing old together. SCORE 102
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 89
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 103
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 103
Lies for good. SCORE 84
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
Meth: Not even once SCORE 38
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 113
Traffic barrier turned street art. SCORE 89
If I find myself pushing 60, I didn’t live right. SCORE 73
Riddle of the Sphinx SCORE 86
Lay off my freedom fries. SCORE 45
…but mooom SCORE 60
Terrifying shot of a Great White SCORE 70
