I’m a penguin. SCORE 205
Give me pets. SCORE 247
Texts from dog. SCORE 206
Me too. SCORE 222
My cat loves watermelon. SCORE 137
Transformation complete. SCORE 303
Just like any other day. SCORE 134
Things I never learned in High School. SCORE 324
Genius. SCORE 353
Running for president just got a lot tougher. SCORE 245
Dating video FAIL SCORE 16
Guns don’t kill people. SCORE 218
The attitude on climate change prevention. SCORE 176
Well that’s one way to do it. SCORE 669
When you dip too long. SCORE 118
In Hell… SCORE 154
Obesity vs. cigarettes. SCORE 145
Eggvengers Assemble SCORE -1
Things that make me feel old. SCORE 200
R2-D2 mittens. SCORE 125
Scumbag bakery. SCORE 219
Heroes in Lego SCORE -1
Dear parents. SCORE 239
How comments work on the Internet. SCORE 150
Life of No. SCORE 73
How to write a passive aggressive note. SCORE 147
Napoleon Born2party. SCORE 100
Now put me down over there, and fetch my kibble. SCORE 131
I’m a snail. SCORE 183
Watch yourself, Spidey SCORE 0
When Princesses meet SCORE 25
Cats and blinds. SCORE 81