Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
The problem with toaster engineers… SCORE 33
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
This kid lives. SCORE 41
Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 39
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
He’s seen some things… SCORE 20
Big hmm… SCORE 32
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
Cat’s often dominate. SCORE 25
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
There’s always one… SCORE 29
The one true science SCORE 32
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32