Yo Snape. SCORE 234
Why are they all carrying candy? SCORE 1468
Spot the difference. SCORE 1388
T-Rex hates pushups… SCORE 254
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out. SCORE 614
Seven hours. SCORE 495
Sometimes. SCORE 913
Hipster Voldy. SCORE 1087
Stages of procrastination. SCORE 1128
Billie Jean Venn Diagram. SCORE 422
Hunting elephants. SCORE 1246
He touched the butt! SCORE 549
White people problems. SCORE 237
Oh. Oh that’s punny… SCORE 589
Don’t you dare. SCORE 808
YES, THIS IS DOG. SCORE 394
Take my hand if you want to live. SCORE 208
Not sure if hot chick is hitting on me… SCORE 1189
Quit smoking. SCORE 330
Best birth control ever. SCORE 1417
Like a… SCORE 601
I’m great in bed… SCORE 624
The truth about optimism. SCORE 539
Oh. SCORE 1232
New sitcom. SCORE 911
It’s my birthday! SCORE 506
Wind blows. SCORE 841
Likelihood of typing “www” when going to a website. SCORE 467
If you love two people at the same time… SCORE 524
Let’s call our friends! SCORE 710
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale. SCORE 782
My reaction to The Lion King. SCORE 458
