Not even once SCORE 58
Why I don’t like the revolving gates at the subway station SCORE 46
Tips for aspiring Jedi SCORE 102
Be careful who you call ugly in middle school SCORE 89
He’s a meth lab SCORE 56
Can you describe the snake that bit you? SCORE 105
When you break your leg, but… SCORE 71
I wanna play this game SCORE 126
This is adorable SCORE 135
Star Vars SCORE 55
In the event of an apocalypse… SCORE 96
The eye of the tiger SCORE 113
Biologists vs. physicist vs. geologist SCORE 126
Responding to compliments like… SCORE 92
Date a man who… SCORE 125
Whoever did this is a genius SCORE 110
RIP SCORE 63
Rio Olympics 2016 SCORE 61
Ooops? SCORE 118
I have a boyfriend SCORE 101
This was a question on my physics test SCORE 138
That moment of realization… SCORE 103
When my dentist asks when I last flossed SCORE 111
Things you can say about your suit but not your girlfriend SCORE 116
When I die… SCORE 130
Oh, Canada. SCORE 134
Sometime in the early 1900s SCORE 71
Found in the trash. Homeless person gets a job, needs shoes, and the public helps! SCORE 202
When you cancel your uber SCORE 59
The truth hurts SCORE 40
They’re, their, and there SCORE 173
Growing up with glasses SCORE 133
