Seals are just dog mermaids. SCORE 250
Hey, Biscuit. SCORE 239
Umbrella cockatoo dancing and singing ACDC. SCORE 70
How I feel every morning. SCORE 79
How Reddit works. SCORE 157
How I die. SCORE 254
It’s true. SCORE 163
Yes. SCORE 285
Crap. SCORE 246
Thoughtful guy rap. SCORE 162
Most people don’t realize this… SCORE 188
LOL. SCORE 231
Imagine. SCORE 367
Therefore I shall not laugh. SCORE 316
I’d rather just confess to the murder. SCORE 331
Holy tights Batman! SCORE 249
Oh flowers, you understand me. SCORE 277
Having a bad hair day? SCORE 205
Meerkats! SCORE 96
Get adopted they said… SCORE 233
Dog logic. SCORE 211
Barackberry Ojama. SCORE 237
Like a boss. SCORE 245
How Kony 2012 ended. SCORE 220
If it fits, I sits. SCORE 223
Do go on… SCORE 191
Typical cop… SCORE 135
If it can’t be fixed with duct tape… SCORE 277
What am I doing with my life? SCORE 344
4:30am and you’re trying to sleep? SCORE 260
My hobby. SCORE 188
If at first you don’t succeed… SCORE 226