but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
there were no survivors SCORE 37
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 43
im buying a shirt SCORE 41
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
pebble and roll SCORE 65
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
she meant it, too SCORE 43
maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
watermelon armor dog SCORE 23
it’s true SCORE 58
he made his choice SCORE 42
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 36
i hope so! SCORE 21
i am this dog SCORE 20
5 days a week SCORE 45
too late SCORE 38
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
teens with attitude SCORE 27
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
anchors away! SCORE 22
